Right, so here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say: I am now weirdly obsessed with how clean my house looks. Not the inside — I mean the outside. And I didn’t even clean it myself.
It all started because our back patio was basically a mossy slip ‘n slide. Thought I’d be responsible and get someone out for patio cleaning Northwich. Found Clearview Cheshire online. Local. No nonsense. Booked it. Job done, right?
Wrong. Because once that patio was clean — I mean really clean — everything else started looking… tragic.
So I added driveway cleaning Northwich to the list. It had oil stains, dirt streaks, and what looked suspiciously like moss trying to start a turf war. The guys came back, blasted it clean, and suddenly it looked like we’d had new block paving installed. I’m not even joking. My neighbour actually said, “Wait, did you re-do the drive?”
Then I caught a glimpse of the windows. You know when the sun hits them just right and it reveals every speck of grime from the last six months? Yeah. That. So I asked about window cleaning Northwich. And I have no idea what magic water they used, but every pane came out spotless. No streaks. No weird foggy bits. I think I saw into the future through them.
At this point I thought, “Well, the walls and patio are clean, the drive’s glowing, and I can finally see out the windows — might as well finish the job.”
Cue: pressure washing Northwich for all the random bits around the house — paths, side yard, some sad-looking fence panels. The transformation? Wild. I watched years of grime lift off in seconds. My kids thought it was more entertaining than their iPads.
And then there was the roof. I wasn’t even going to deal with it — it’s, you know… up there. But once everything else was sorted, the roof started looking like the only thing untouched. Green patches, moss colonies, probably a few sentient lifeforms. So we got roof cleaning Northwich done too. The Clearview team handled it carefully, didn’t damage the tiles, and made it look like an entirely new roof. Bonus: they even cleared out the gutters.
Basically, what started as “Let’s sort the patio” became full-on exterior cleaning Northwich. And I don’t regret a single bit of it.
Clearview Cheshire made the whole thing painless. No fuss, no mess, and no making me feel bad for the state things were in. If you’re on the fence about getting anything done — don’t be. Just do it. Then sit back, relax, and enjoy pretending you live in a show home.
Or, like me, start bragging about your newly cleaned driveway to literally anyone who’ll listen.